{"product_id":"total-bitch-card","title":"Total Bitch Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eBy Chez Gagne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur “I Thought You Were a Total Bitch” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. A playful way to celebrate the friends and family who proved your first impression wrong—perfectly bold and funny for birthdays, friendship, or everyday laughs. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51339635130588,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2070\/4732\/files\/Screenshot2026-06-18at2.20.50PM.png?v=1781806895","url":"https:\/\/darienandco.com\/products\/total-bitch-card","provider":"Darien \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}