{"product_id":"therapist-run-away-love-card","title":"Therapist: Run Away Love Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eBy Chez Gagne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen love feels like a trap, our “Therapist: What Do We Do When Someone Tells You They Love You? Me: Run Away. Therapist: No.” card delivers the perfect punchline. Letterpress printed on bright white, tree-free paper, this cheeky card is equal parts funny and relatable. Paired with a bold red envelope, it’s ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or whenever you want to poke fun at modern romance. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51339969954012,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2070\/4732\/files\/Screenshot2026-06-18at2.29.38PM.png?v=1781807426","url":"https:\/\/darienandco.com\/products\/therapist-run-away-love-card","provider":"Darien \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}