{"product_id":"therapist-ghost-them-birthday-card","title":"Therapist: Ghost Them Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eBy Chez Gagne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eForgot their big day? Our “Therapist: What Do We Do When We Forget Someone’s Birthday? Me: Ghost Them For A Year. Therapist: No.” card says it all. This witty belated birthday card is letterpress printed on bright white, tree-free paper and paired with a bold neon yellow envelope—perfect for friends, family, or anyone who can take a laugh about your late wishes. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51340034179292,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2070\/4732\/files\/Screenshot2026-06-18at2.31.26PM.png?v=1781807537","url":"https:\/\/darienandco.com\/products\/therapist-ghost-them-birthday-card","provider":"Darien \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}