{"product_id":"retirement-too-old-for-this-card","title":"Retirement: Too Old For This Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eBy Chez Gagne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur “Retirement: Because You’re Finally Too Old for This Shit.” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Featuring crisp black ink on bright white paper and paired with a bold rocket red envelope, this cheeky retirement card is the perfect send-off into their next chapter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eFolded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51336432386268,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2070\/4732\/files\/Screenshot2026-06-18at12.55.28PM.png?v=1781801743","url":"https:\/\/darienandco.com\/products\/retirement-too-old-for-this-card","provider":"Darien \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}