{"product_id":"retirement-qutter-card","title":"Retirement: Qutter Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eBy Chez Gagne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCelebrate the big send-off with our “Congrats! You’re a Quitter. Happy Retirement” card — the perfect mix of sass and celebration for coworkers, friends, or family who are finally done with the 9-to-5 grind. This witty card adds humor to a milestone moment, making it ideal for retirement parties or a thoughtful (but cheeky) send-off gift. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eFolded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51336806301916,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2070\/4732\/files\/Screenshot2026-06-18at1.04.34PM.png?v=1781802290","url":"https:\/\/darienandco.com\/products\/retirement-qutter-card","provider":"Darien \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}