{"product_id":"less-less-cool-card","title":"Less \u0026 Less Cool Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eBy Chez Gagne \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur “I Feel Less and Less Cool Every Year. Global Warming or Getting Old?” birthday card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Printed in crisp black ink on bright white cotton paper and paired with a neon orange envelope, this card is perfect for poking fun at the realities of aging. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51337566912732,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2070\/4732\/files\/Screenshot2026-06-18at1.25.02PM.png?v=1781803556","url":"https:\/\/darienandco.com\/products\/less-less-cool-card","provider":"Darien \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}