{"product_id":"emergency-affirmations-for-exceptionally-stupid-days","title":"Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days","description":"\u003cp\u003eBy Brass Monkey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThey all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Brass Monkey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46485774237916,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2070\/4732\/files\/ScreenShot2023-11-17at1.14.54PM.png?v=1744912677","url":"https:\/\/darienandco.com\/products\/emergency-affirmations-for-exceptionally-stupid-days","provider":"Darien \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}