{"product_id":"dont-touch-me-hand-cream-1","title":"\"Don't Touch Me\" Hand Cream","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBy Chez Gagne\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe hand crème for people who love smooth skin but hate everyone else. Don’t Touch Me combines lightweight hydration with a delightfully antisocial attitude. Made with nourishing cocoa butter and fast-absorbing jojoba oil, this clean, vegan, and cruelty-free formula leaves hands silky AF without the greasy feel. The bright, sunny blend of island citrus delivers instant mood-lifting energy—without requiring any actual human interaction. Packaged in a recyclable tube with a chic gold cap, it’s a functional self-care staple wrapped in unapologetic personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoothing hydration: Jojoba oil + cocoa butter nourish and soften.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67661120733404,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2070\/4732\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-08at1.19.59PM.png?v=1791480050","url":"https:\/\/darienandco.com\/products\/dont-touch-me-hand-cream-1","provider":"Darien \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}