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Chez Gagne

"Don't Touch Me" Hand Cream

$22.00
$22.00

By Chez Gagne

The hand crème for people who love smooth skin but hate everyone else. Don’t Touch Me combines lightweight hydration with a delightfully antisocial attitude. Made with nourishing cocoa butter and fast-absorbing jojoba oil, this clean, vegan, and cruelty-free formula leaves hands silky AF without the greasy feel. The bright, sunny blend of island citrus delivers instant mood-lifting energy—without requiring any actual human interaction. Packaged in a recyclable tube with a chic gold cap, it’s a functional self-care staple wrapped in unapologetic personality.

Soothing hydration: Jojoba oil + cocoa butter nourish and soften.
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FAQs

When will my order ship?

At Darien & Co, we are passionate about creating memorable gift-giving experiences for every occasion. Our Ready-To-Ship boxes and Boutique orders are packaged (with love!) and shipped from our storefront within 1-2 business days of ordering.

In what packaging will my order ship?

All of our Ready-To-Ship Gift Boxes are shipped in a standard green mailer box with green crinkle paper (as pictured). Our Boutique items are currently shipped in a standard cardboard shipping box with kraft protective packaging.

What is your return policy?

Unused, undamaged items are accepted for in-person return at our boutique within 30 days of purchase with valid proof of purchase and will be returned either to the original form of tender or a gift card. We also offer 30-day customer-paid postage returns for online orders.

Testimonials

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Allie

I ordered the Belly Rubs box for my sister’s newly adopted puppy Charlie! He loved the treats and the toys kept him comfortable (and busy) after a minor operation. 100% would recommend this for any pet owner!

Corinne

I sent your Wild Child box to my girlfriend who just had a baby and she texted me and said “omggg where did you even hear of this company it’s amazing!!” Her and her friend looked up your website right away and were obsessed! Also I literally just ordered it like 2 days ago I can’t believe how fast it arrived. Thank you!

Courtney

I found the best gift box for my mom and shopped for myself on The Boutique... and the shipping is so fast!

Taylor

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